100 Things Wes Janson is not supposed to do Part I

[tatooinega]

Title: 100 Things Wes Janson is not supposed to do Part I
Disclaimer: Star Wars is owned by George Lucas, and not by me.
Author: Tatooinega
Fandom: Star Wars
Timeframe: Multi
Characters: Wes Janson
Genre: Humor
Summary: A list of 100 things Wes Janson is not Supposed To Do.
Notes: This is just a list. Nothing more nothing less. Actually I got the Idea for this list from 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army. I hope you enjoy it.

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1. My Proper title is “Flight Officer Janson” not “Princess Cambria”

2. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of an answers I give to question that an officer asks me.

3. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal Posters.

4. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.

5. May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.

6. Must not taunt the Hapans any more.

7. Must attempt to not antagonize the Chiss.

8. Must never call a Chiss a “Wanker”.

9. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they’ve been smoking crack.

10. Never confuse a Hapan pilot for a Chiss one.

11. Must not tell Tenel Ka jokes in front of a Hapan.

12. Not allowed to wake Wedge or Luke by repeatedly banging on their head with a stick.

13. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility of my actions.

14. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post, when on a planet.

15. Can’t have flashbacks to wars I was not in (the Clone War isn’t over).

16. I do not have Jedi powers.

17. Not allowed to attempt to appeal to humankind’s baser instincts in recruitment posters.

18. I am not allowed to “Go to Coruscant and shake daddy’s little money maker for Credits stuff in my undies.”

19. I am not allowed to fire officers.

20. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.

21. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”

22. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.

23. An order to “Make my boots black and shinny” does not involve electrical tape.

24. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”

25. May not make posters depicting the leadership failings of my chain of command.

[Mara]

Haha... those are hilarious.




(A couple may be questionable censorshipwise, but I will let them be for now).

[Staranos]

*snrk*

The fact that I've not only read the original List, but know people who'd do some of the things on it makes it that much better really...

[Machea]

Don't tell me what the Chicken and Rice meal can and can't be used for. You don't know. You weren't there. Sometimes you just have to improvise with whatever's at hand. I'll never forget you, Pvt. Jenkins.

[tatooinega]

Sept 10, 2008 20:14:44 GMT -5 Machea said:

Don't tell me what the Chicken and Rice meal can and can't be used for. You don't know. You weren't there. Sometimes you just have to improvise with whatever's at hand. I'll never forget you, Pvt. Jenkins.

I know, thats how I thought of Wes, when I read it.